Mike (floyddoorz) wrote,

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Movie Theater Popcorn nows comes in three sizes: large, extra large, and my vag.

Back before Drew Carey hosted The Price Is Right, and even before he had a hit sitcom on Disney Presents ABC, he was a stand-up comedian. And one of Drew's most famous bits was telling jokes about how big his allegedly dick was. How come you never see comediennes bragging about how big there vaginas are? That would be comic gold.

"My vag's so big, it's got its own zip code."
"My vag's so big, it charges money for its autograph."
"My vag's so big that if it ran out of money, the government would bail it out."
"My vag is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my vag got right in. I had to stand there and argue with the doorman."

And so on.

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